I need a name for this small, black pot.....

....but you can't use "small", "black" or "pot". I'm hoping you can some up with something that combines the words "black", "pot" and "small".

I will come up with some great ideas! But really, other than using three different words, this is a chunk of an actual request I received. I do understand what the client is getting at (there is a bit more to the request); but there just comes a point where I spend more time shaking my head than actually working.

I know, a pretty lame rant - maybe we need a "Just Saying" board. :)